Because everyone needs a bit of chauvinism to start their day

Blog? Blog? I have a blog? Well how 'bout that...
So I've been slightly busy since November (I believe that was the date on my last post), but I got the day off work and this was too good not to post, so I thought "Why not blog?". Hurrah for another blog attempt!

Matrimony according to 1937 cleaner ads.

Panel #1

Correct response: "I'm so glad that the reason you're marrying me is because you think I'll be good at housecleaning. Here's your ring back, asshole."

(Of course, if you're silly enough to think it'll be fun to keep your house "shining clean" then perhaps you deserve to be told that's why you'll make a good wife.)

Panel#2

Correct response: "Here's the broom, you can fucking do it yourself."

Correct respone: "Face, meet my knuckles."

Friendly Skies

Everyone can use a little more friendliness in their skies.

Marshmallow?

I can't get over how cute these kids are! The two boys are my favorite.

Happiness is...

...Jane Powell teaching Frank Sinatra to knit.

I only wish...

...I was this clever.

Granted, this movie does look a tad bit on the completely unintelligent side and yes, I am aware that the subject matter is vampires, buuuuut Michael Cerveris is in it and therefore I am super excited about it.

Happiness is...

...Doris Day posing with colorful poodles.